Well, well, well, if it ain't the Cheyenne Horse Palace. Let me tell ya, this place is like a horse with a limp - it's struggling to keep up. The slots are tighter than a cowboy's jeans after a rodeo, and the drinks are watered down faster than a thirsty horse at the trough. But hey, at least the staff is friendly and the decor is tackier than a rhinestone cowboy's suit. So saddle up, partner, and come on down to the Cheyenne Horse Palace for a wild ride you won't soon forget. Just don't expect to leave with your pockets full, unless you're lucky enough to hit the jackpot or find a four-leaf clover in the parking lot. Yeehaw!