The Joliet Bar is like a bad one-night stand - it's cheap, dirty, and leaves you feeling regretful in the morning. The drinks are watered down, the staff are rude, and the atmosphere is about as inviting as a prison cell. Save your money and go somewhere else, unless you enjoy being surrounded by a bunch of sad, desperate souls trying to drown their sorrows in cheap booze. Trust me, you're better off playing Russian roulette with a loaded gun than stepping foot in this dump.