Well, let me tell ya, Yavapai Casino ain't no Bellagio, that's for damn sure. The slots are tighter than a nun's ass and the drinks are watered down more than my ex's margaritas. But hey, at least the buffet is decent and the staff is friendly enough. So if you're looking for a mediocre time with a side of disappointment, Yavapai Casino is the place for you. Just don't expect to leave with your pockets full, unless you count lint as currency.